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biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

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"Don’t judge a book by its cover? NO! People judge books by their cover! They fucking do it. They MUST judge books by covers!!! I am a designer! That’s what we do! TO MAKE PEOPLE JUDGE AND INTERESTED BY THE COVER!"

— my cousin, art student (via toroheicho)

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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enhancers:

Girls bleed for one week a month. There are twelve months in a year. That’s twelve weeks. That’s about four months. When you bleed for four months then you can complain.

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Come and get it. You know I can’t drink this shit that fast.

Come and get it. You know I can’t drink this shit that fast.

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Attn Older LGBTQ People:

incisiveogressprisms:

if you

  • prey on young LGBTQ people
  • supply drugs and alcohol to young LGBTQ people
  • overshare to young LGBTQ people about your sex lives/ kinks
  • generally create an environment that is not safe and welcoming for young LGBTQ people

you are not in my fucking community i don’t want you in my fucking community

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I am just so eager to have my apartment and be able to stay in one spot for longer than three months at a time. I like change as well as the next girl but man a whole year in the same place. Maybe even two years. Wow. That is just…a big deal. A year in my own space without worrying about being drafted into the “mom’s special servant” corps division.

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"It’s why we launched in Dollar Tree recently. My dad needs to be able to buy this mayo and not even think about whether it is healthy or affordable. Food should be healthier and more affordable for regular people or it won’t even mean anything."

— Hampton Creek CEO Josh Tetrick • Discussing why his company chose to introduce its plant-based mayonnaise Just Mayo—which relies on food science to match its egg-based equivalent as closely as possible—to Dollar Tree, a store that sells most of its items for just $1 each. Tetrick’s approach here, inspired by his dad’s own choice to shop at Dollar Tree, is unlike most veggie food companies; he says that’s important, because his goal is ultimately to bring his vegan food substitutes to the mass market. (via shortformblog)

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silversparrow92:

rad-pax-art:

Its Weird

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Been thinking about adulthood and animation. 
Not very good at animation, sorry, gonna work on it tho.
Wanted to try a wiggily thing.

I can relate a lot to all this. :P

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